“He’s Giving It Away Like Bristol Palin”

I first mentioned the Young Cons back in May. Here’s a little update:

“What Is With This Girl?”

That’s a direct quote from my little brother, who happened to watch this video with me.

And, although I’ve been known to defend Meghan from time to time—as she’s a fascinating soul—I have to agree with my bro on this one:

Playboy & the GOP

Introducing Playboy’s So Right, It’s Wrong: The Top 10 Conservative Women We Hate to Love:

1. Michelle Malkin

2. Megyn Kelly

3. Mary Katharine Ham

4. Amanda Carpenter

5. Elisabeth Hasselbeck

6. Dana Perino

7. Laura Ingraham

8. Pamela Geller

9. Michele Bachmann

10. Peggy Noonan

Get the full scoop at Playboy.com.

***Update: As of 5:00 p.m., Playboy had removed the story.

Cruising with Karl

For only $5,000 — $14,000 you can set sail for 10 days in the Mediterranean and Adriatic Seas with conservatives Rich Lowry, Jonah Goldberg, Kathryn Lopez, Kate O’Beirne, and guest speakers Karl Rove, author Michael Novak, and former U.N. ambassador John Bolton on the luxurious Holland America Noordam.

* For the prevention of nausea, vomiting, dizziness and other symptoms associated with motion sickness, remember to pack the Dramamine.

Ronald Reagan, MLK, Jr., and Jesus?

According to The Young Cons, Reagan, King and Jesus are the flag-bearers of the true conservative movement.

Check out their (completely un-ironic) anthem:

Clusterfuck

At 6:00 p.m. on Saturday, @McCainBlogette (Meghan McCain’s twitter feed) posted this:

WH correspondents dinner is a clusterfuck so far…

Speculation, courtesy of the NY Daily News:

Political blogger Meghan McCain isn’t exactly the toast of D.C. right now.

Sen. John McCain’s daughter — who writes online for The Daily Beast and will soon release a book about life as a Republican — lost it after getting stopped by security when she arrived at the White House Correspondents dinner Saturday. The problem? She had only two tickets, but brought two friends.

“The security guard sent her to talk to someone to sort out the situation, but Meghan got bratty and nastily told him, ‘We’ll just stand here then,’ like an insolent child,” our source said, adding that after dealing with the guard, “She muttered to her friends, ‘Does he even know who the f— I am?’ ”

Frankly, I just want to know why she chose this dress:

Photo courtesy of NY Daily News.